This is for all you morons out there who think you’re so cool as you drive down the street with your bitchin’ sub-woofers. Yeah, you… with sub-sonic, high amplitude bass with such power that your car rattles noisily and the drivers beside you wonder if parts are going to start falling off your car. You, who complains about “the man” while pounding your brain and vital organs with something the military has developed into crowd control weapons.
This is especially for that asshole neighbor of mine who’s numerous and frequent pals thump so loudly that I can hear them over my surround sound system with the door closed and they live three houses away.
Gosh, you are SO cool.
What really sucks is that as these neighbors and people like them slowly go deaf, the average schmo like me has to listen to them get consistently louder as they loose their hearing… wallowing in denial and the desire to quench their thirst for that throbbing rhythm that has so thoroughly enslaved their temporal lobe.
Let the class-action lawsuits against sub-woofer manufacturers begin.
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