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	<description>Stay out of my Psychosis - Tend your Own.</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:36:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>God Sends Lion to Protect Baptist Church after Ike</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/09/16/god-sends-lion-to-protect-baptist-church-after-ike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[God]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hurricane ike]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[lion]]></category>

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Looters will be Eaten!
God sent a wayward lion from an exotic pet store in Texas to protect a Baptist Church from looters after Hurricane Ike devastated the community.
Lion, Tiger Spotted Among Wreckage After Ike
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		<title>Watch out for SPORE!</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/09/10/watch-out-for-spore/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/09/10/watch-out-for-spore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Whatever]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drm]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ea]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[electronic arts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[spore]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sucks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My oldest daughter and I have been waiting for SPORE to come out for a loooong time.  Well, it finally did.
All I can say is:  What an incredible dissappointment.
The DRM is awful. Electronic Arts apparently thinks that a multi-gamer family should buy multiple copies of the same game so everyone can play.
The license [...]]]></description>
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		<title>U.S. facing possible hearing loss epidemic</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/28/us-facing-possible-hearing-loss-epidemic/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/28/us-facing-possible-hearing-loss-epidemic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bad neighbors]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[boom cars]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hearing loss]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[loud music]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[military]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tparker.net/blog/?p=101</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is for all you morons out there who think you&#8217;re so cool as you drive down the street with your bitchin&#8217; sub-woofers.&#160; Yeah, you&#8230; with sub-sonic, high amplitude bass with such power that your car rattles noisily and the drivers beside you wonder if parts are going to start falling off your car.&#160; You, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iris-scan systems to secure Arab states&#8217; borders</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/22/iris-scan-systems-to-secure-arab-states-borders/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/22/iris-scan-systems-to-secure-arab-states-borders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[big brother]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[iris scans]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[islam]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[orwell]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[privacy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Wow. &#160;This really makes me want to convert to Islam.
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		<title>What We Call the News</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/12/what-we-call-the-news/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/12/what-we-call-the-news/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[jibjab]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[media]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[news networks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tparker.net/blog/?p=99</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know, sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.



19 &#124; Hilarious Clips at JibJab &#124; Political Satire at JibJab

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		<title>Thank You for Flying Orwell Airlines</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/10/thank-you-for-flying-orwell-airlines/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/10/thank-you-for-flying-orwell-airlines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Weird]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[1984]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[airlines]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[airports]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[department of homeland security]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[flying]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[orwell]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[terrorists]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tparker.net/blog/?p=97</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just when you think it is safe to board an airplane&#8230;
Apparently, to ensure terrorist-free flights at home and abroad, the glorious Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has decided that they must become terrorists themselves.
One of their senior officials thinks it would be a righteous idea to slap an electronic tracking bracelet on every passenger.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Independence Day!</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/04/happy-independence-day/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/07/04/happy-independence-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[indepenence day]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[patriot]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pledge of allegiance]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://tparker.net/blog/?p=96</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No, it&#8217;s not called &#8220;The Fourth of July&#8221;&#8230;   I hope that America finds its way back to where it once belonged.
It you need a bit of a reminder:
&#160;

Now, don&#8217;t blow yourself up today.  Terrorists notwithstanding.
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		<title>The Public Net</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/06/02/the-public-net/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/06/02/the-public-net/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[net neutrality internet blog freedom speech news journa]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve often told my wife that the big media comPAINies won&#8217;t be happy until we have to pay for every little bit of content we access.  Be it T.V., music, movies, web pages, or simply bandwidth in general.  The large media corporations will make the claim that they are entitled to a &#8220;royalty&#8221; because it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Running on Fumes?</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/04/22/running-on-fumes/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/04/22/running-on-fumes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:28:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just read an excellent article about what is driving the price of gasoline in the U.S. and around the world.  I&#8217;ve been telling my friends that the whole &#8220;running out of oil&#8221; doomsday scenario is all a bunch of hooey.  Seems even the standard notion of &#8220;supply and demand&#8221; has been ripped away from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment Redux?</title>
		<link>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/04/13/tuskegee-syphilis-experiment-redux/</link>
		<comments>http://tparker.net/blog/2008/04/13/tuskegee-syphilis-experiment-redux/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Parker</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, some closeted racists have discovered a covert way to kill more black people.  Did you really expect government-funded scientists to consider the possibility that sludge from industrial and human waste might contain toxic substances?  Get real&#8230;
Related Link:
Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male
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